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1. THE SUBSTITUTE
A doctor is called away from a bridge tournament to tend to an emergency.
There is still the last board to play. They ask a kibitzer to take his place,
even though he knows nothing about the game.
They tell him "Just bid what you have got and follow suit".
He, sitting South, thereupon starts the following bidding sequence:
South West North East
1C pass 2H pass
2S pass 3C pass
3H pass 4NT pass
7D Dbl pass! pass
NORTH
S - A9
H - AKQ65
D - AK
C - Q 10 54
WEST EAST
S - K Q 10 8 S - 76542
H - J 10 97 H - 8
D - Q 10 D - J9
C - K J 8 C - 987632
SOUTH
S - J3
H - 432
D - 8765432
C - A
South took the lead of the king of spades with the ace,
cashed the ace and king of trumps,
came to his hand with the ace of clubs and played all his diamonds.
On the last diamond lead, West was hopelessly squeezed in hearts and spades,
and ultimately discarded a heart, whereupon South made the last four tricks in hearts.
When the opposition saw South's hand, they called the director, who asked for an explanation of
the bidding, and got the following reply:
"I was told to bid what I have, and I have one club, two spades, 3 hearts and 7 diamonds!"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (submitted by Mary Martin)
2. FAMOUS BRIDGE HAND
THE DUKE OF CUMBERLAND IS FLEECED FOR £20,000!

Final contract: Seven Clubs Redoubled, played by
South
Opening lead: Jack of Hearts
This is likely the most famous hand in the history
of bridge, although it was actually first reported in a game of
Whist. The story has it that the Duke of Cumberland (son of King
George III) some 200 years ago held the East hand. The wager from
his opponents was that in spite of the duke’s incredible hand, he
would not win a single trick against a contract of Seven Clubs
redoubled. The bet was some £20,000, and, alas, the duke lost his
wager for the grand slam cannot be defeated if the declarer plays
correctly.
Assuming that West’s opening lead is a diamond or a
heart, the declarer trumps, ruffs a spade in dummy, and then returns
a club for a successful finesse against East. Now the declarer ruffs
another spade in dummy, takes another successful trump finesse, and
ruffs a third round of spades in dummy. His remaining spades are now
established, and he returns to his hand by trumping a diamond or a
heart. After cashing the ace of trumps, he claims.
3. A DEADLY GAME OF BRIDGE
The famous Bennett bridge murder occurred September 29, 1929, and enlivened Kansas City, Missouri for years. John S. Bennett, age 36, a personable and prosperous perfume salesman, and his wife, Myrtle, were playing rubber bridge with Charles and Mayme Hofman at a tenth of a cent a point, family against family. Just before midnight the fatal hand was dealt by John himself:
North (Myrtle Bennett)
A1063
1084
4
A9842
West - Charles Hofman East - Mayme Hofman
Q72 4
AJ3 Q94
AQ1092 KJ763
J6 Q753
South (John Bennett)
KJ985
K762
85
K10
South West North East
1S 2D 4S All pass
West led Ace of Diamonds
Mr. Bennett opened the bidding with less than traditional values, and his wife took a shot (sorry about that) at game with a jump to 4 spades. West led the Ace of diamonds and shifted to the Jack of clubs. South won the K - the only correct play he made. He led the trump Jack. When Hoffman failed to cover he rose with the Ace. He led the spade 10 and when East showed out he won with the king.
Next, Bennett trumped a diamond in dummy, cashed the club Ace, and led the club 9. Mrs. Hofman played the queen, Bennett trumped with the spade 5, Hofman over-trumped with the queen and cashed the heart ace. The Hofmans had their book.
Bennett won the next Heart and was stymied. Dummy had two good clubs but he couldn't get over there. Confused, Bennett ran his trumps and had to go down two.
Myrtle goaded John about his poor play and John accused her of overbidding. One taunt led to another and another until Myrtle jumped up, dashed into the bedroom, grabbed the family pistol, came back and shot John dead.
During the trial some of the jurors became so intrigued with bridge they lost sight of the tragedy. Some learned to play between court sessions and asked for an expert to interpret the 4 spade hand. The famous Ely Culbertson was summoned.
"Mr. Bennett overbid his hand," Culbertson announced. "Of that there can be no doubt, but even with this, so kind were the the gods of distribution that he might have saved his life had he played his cards a little better. He failed to make a plan."
Culbertson admired Mrs. Bennett's boost to 4 spades and said he would have made the same bid himself.
The jury was swayed and brought in a verdict of "accidental death." Some months later a dazed insurance company had to pay double indemnity. Mrs. Bennett continued to play bridge but encountered some difficulty finding a partner.
4. MAKING 7NT - Problem to solve from Peter Harris
East. West
S 7 S AKQ
H AK H QJ10
D AKQ D J109876
C AQJ10987 C 2
East is declarer at 7NT. North led the Jack of Spades. Can you make 7NT without
peeking?
Answer:
West wins the lead of the Jack of Spades with Ace.
Play the King and Queen of spades and discard the A and K of hearts.
Lead the Q, J and 10 of hearts and discard the AKQ of diamonds.
Lead the J,10,9,8,7,6 of diamonds and discard Q,J,10,9,8,7 of clubs.
Lead the 2 of clubs to Ace. Making 7NT.
The East hand took only one trick: the Ace of clubs.
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